Oh boy. Kristen Stewart is doing another movie, Equals. Shoot me now. I literally pray for the end of the movie profession as a whole just to rid my eyes of this thing on my screen. Apparently directors have tired of Kristen’s dead emotions but they still want to cast her. Probably because she’s now proven…
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I need an intervention…
A reader recently commented on my last post about Amazon Prime. The post where I admitted to buying a year’s worth of Skittles. Because I could. The reader tells me that her husband also got pulled in by Amazon. He bought 18 pounds of jelly beans. 18 pounds!!! To put that in perspective, I did some math for…
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The internet found another victim…
Remember how I have a deep love for Amazon and its Prime membership that gives me free shipping on items already priced low? There’s a possibility that they have turned that love into a way to make me fat(ter). Amazon Pantry. Now I don’t even have to go to the grocery store and walk around. What…
Read MoreHey look, people who think like me…
So my blog has been on fire lately and I’ve been having a heck of a laugh seeing what search terms are leading people into my blog. I’ve picked the most recent and tried to determine which blog post they actually ended up reading based on their searches. There were a few really fun ones…
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I am a nerd…
I was happily tooling around the internet when I stumbled into a website that had transcripts on it. I spent about an hour reading various posts and interviews. I was laughing, pondering, questioning and all around having a good time. Then I realized I was on the National Public Radio transcript site. I’m a nerd and no…
Read MoreThat’s it, we are fucked…
Tonight I shall be indulging in a bit of a movie marathon. Sharknado and Sharknado 2: The Second One are on the TV and I haven’t met my quota for terrifying life experiences this month. Let’s recap my life to date. I watched Jaws before I turned 10. I was born and raised in Hawai’i. My…
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It’s not pathetic when you have a bulldog…
Last night I was watching Bravo – one of the housewives shows was on. I was cruising around the internet on my new iPad and trying to stay cool in the 90 degree heat. (I know that’s not high to many people but in WA state it is pretty dire.) There came a particularity pathetic…
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I better do a few laps….
This is just a quick update on the deterioration of society now that there are enough iPads in the house for each human to have their own. I’ve been binge watching The Big Bang Theory seasons 1-7 thanks to a playlist on my Apple TV. During this binge marathon I’ve napped for almost three hours.…
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The gift that keeps on giving….
The Hubster recently had a birthday. He had one giant request and that was a new iPad Air with the 128GB hard drive. For works purposes. You know, and education. Because that 3rd gen. 64GB hard drive iPad with retina display was really feeling ancient. And saying you are spending $800 on a toy to play mock…
Read MoreYou’re either with me or against me…
This morning I got the scare of my life. I opened up my Facebook app and saw a link to a Huffington Post article about the new Facebook Messenger. The app I had downloaded about two months ago to eliminate those annoying text messages that cost me money. I mean, why isn’t everyone just using Apple…
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