So last night I was watching Bravo, one of the housewives shows was on. I was cruising around the internet on my new iPad and trying to stay cool in the 90 degree heat. (I know that’s not high to many people, but in WA state, it is pretty dire.)
There came a particularity pathetic moment on TV. This wife was sitting alone with her husband waiting for her friends to show up for her birthday dinner. And one by one they all called and canceled on her. Only one wife showed up in the end and she called the birthday girl dumb and dumber.
IN FRONT OF THE BIRTHDAY GIRL!
So of course I start making fun of the pathetic birthday girl. She literally rented a huge party bus and an entire room in a swanky restaurant. And it was all empty. Because she’s obviously a loser. And then it dawned on me. She’s on tv and I’m sitting alone in my living room.
Life was a bit bleak.
Then Lola looked at me and I decided I was a winner, because of her.
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