About me

Heather. A name that brings to mind a quiet field of flowers on a relaxed summer day. The exact opposite of my personality.

I am a person filled with sarcasm and it makes its appearance at the most inopportune times. I’ve been likened to a Seinfeld character, which is unsurprising since that show literally shaped my childhood. Every Thursday through the late 80s and early 90s, you knew where to find me.

I am the Mommybeast to an English Bulldog named Lola. She follows me around the house so closely that I can feel her paws hit the back of my legs as I walk. Which usually ends with one of us tripping and hitting the ground… 

I spend the majority of my time making sure Lola lives to adulthood; her antics can find her in quite the predicament. The Hubster (aka the Daddybeast) lives with us, he’s pretty good about saving our asses when Lola and I come up with a scheme.

I recently retired from running a home daycare. I wiped baby butts for 13 years and can only hope the Littles I cared for will repay the favor when I am in the nursing home. Now, without any supervision, Lola and I roam the house and write witty things on the internet walls.

Please check on us if we haven’t been heard from in a few days.

 

Check out my Facebook page @ShankYouHeather

I also tweet like a bird on Twitter @HeatherKeet

You can also find me on Instagram @ShankYouHeather and @ShankYouDesigns

Lola and I opened a store so we can sell our funniest blog sayings on cool stuff. Check it out at Shank You Very Much

 

13 thoughts on “About me”

  1. LOL! I have found your blog through Mom of 1 & 10 and so happy that I did!! You sound hilarious, and your doggie is adorable!! So happy to have found you! 🙂

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  2. Hi Heather- I often read your comments on Disqus and think you are hysterical. I didn’t know you had a blog til today. I can’t wait to start reading future and archived posts.

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  3. Love your sense of humor – visiting over from #weekendbloghop 🙂

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  4. Love your title of the blog. I watched Seinfeld while in college. Surprisingly many people I know don’t like him but I find him hilarious! Visiting from the blog hop!

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  5. Hi, just came across your blog via Twitter. We seem to share what I deem a “fantastic sense of humour”, look forward to reading more 😊
    Amy💕

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  6. Best blog title EVER! Found you via #momsterslink and thrilled to have found you!

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