Heather. A name that brings to mind a quiet field of flowers on a relaxed summer day. The exact opposite of my personality.
I am a person filled with sarcasm and it makes its appearance at the most inopportune times. I’ve been likened to a Seinfeld character, which is unsurprising since that show literally shaped my childhood. Every Thursday through the late 80s and early 90s, you knew where to find me.
I am the Mommybeast to an English Bulldog named Lola. She follows me around the house so closely that I can feel her paws hit the back of my legs as I walk. Which usually ends with one of us tripping and hitting the ground…
I spend the majority of my time making sure Lola lives to adulthood; her antics can find her in quite the predicament. The Hubster (aka the Daddybeast) lives with us, he’s pretty good about saving our asses when Lola and I come up with a scheme.
I recently retired from running a home daycare. I wiped baby butts for 13 years and can only hope the Littles I cared for will repay the favor when I am in the nursing home. Now, without any supervision, Lola and I roam the house and write witty things on the internet walls.
Please check on us if we haven’t been heard from in a few days.
Check out my Facebook page @ShankYouHeather
I also tweet like a bird on Twitter @HeatherKeet
Lola and I opened a store so we can sell our funniest blog sayings on cool stuff. Check it out at Shank You Very Much