About me

I am a person filled with sarcasm and it makes its appearance at the most inopportune times. I’ve been likened to a Seinfeld character, which is unsurprising since that show literally shaped my childhood. Every Thursday through the late 80s and early 90s, you knew where to find me.

I am the Mommybeast to an English Bulldog named Lola. She follows me around the house so closely that I can feel her paws hit the back of my legs as I walk. Which usually ends with one of us tripping and hitting the ground… 

I spend the majority of my time making sure Lola lives to adulthood; her antics can find her in quite the predicament. The Hubster (aka the Daddybeast) lives with us, he’s pretty good about saving our asses when Lola and I come up with a scheme.

I recently retired from running a home daycare. I wiped baby butts for 13 years and can only hope the Littles I cared for will repay the favor when I am in the nursing home. Now, without any supervision, Lola and I roam the house and write witty things on the internet walls.

Please check on us if we haven’t been heard from in a few days.


Check out my Facebook page @ShankYouHeather

I also tweet like a bird on Twitter @HeatherKeet

You can also find me on Instagram @ShankYouHeather and @ShankYouDesigns

Lola and I opened a store so we can sell our funniest blog sayings on cool stuff. Check it out at Shank You Very Much



13 thoughts on “About me”

  1. Best blog title EVER! Found you via #momsterslink and thrilled to have found you!


  2. Hi, just came across your blog via Twitter. We seem to share what I deem a “fantastic sense of humour”, look forward to reading more 😊

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  3. Love your title of the blog. I watched Seinfeld while in college. Surprisingly many people I know don’t like him but I find him hilarious! Visiting from the blog hop!

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  4. Love your sense of humor – visiting over from #weekendbloghop 🙂

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  5. Hi Heather- I often read your comments on Disqus and think you are hysterical. I didn’t know you had a blog til today. I can’t wait to start reading future and archived posts.


  6. LOL! I have found your blog through Mom of 1 & 10 and so happy that I did!! You sound hilarious, and your doggie is adorable!! So happy to have found you! 🙂


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