Everything Is Not OK – Shank You Very Much

Smoke signals and a day of blog anarchy…

Well, this isn’t the post you typically expect to read on a Monday, is it?

I was able to concentrate on the next important task – figuring out who to blame for this travesty.

The traditional genres were invented by people who lacked imagination. That’s where I come in.

Never did I think to see this television plot play out in real life. Yet here we are.

Today, at 3:30pm, my life was altered in a way that will take me decades to recover from.

The zombie apocalypse has come and our sanity is fleeting.

I thought everything was going to be ok… and then it just wasn’t. Pass me a cookie.

Every funny person knows that there is a time and a place for humor.

Have you ever wondered what you would do if you were locked inside a freezer and had no way to let yourself out?

I need to make sure Hubster knows how hard I am working so he’ll continue paying for my snacks.