Or should I say #MakeMeWantToViolentlyShankSomeone?! If you are a hashtag aficionado, this post may not be the one for you. Or better yet, read it and maybe you’ll see how us non-hashtaggers view you. I cannot believe I just typed the word non-hashtagger. Even more shocking was the fact that my spell check thinks this…
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For totally obscure, bizarre rational reasons. Today she calls me and tells me how much she loves and misses me. Inside I start praying to baby Jesus to save me. Here’s the thing. My mom rarely calls me on a weekday. Or for no reason other than to say she loves me. There’s usually at…
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Disclaimer: I mock the Navy in this blog. It’s my birthright because I’ve been in the Navy since I was -9 months old. That’s when my dad and mom did something I never want to think about. And now I’m thinking about it. I am going to shank my brain and swirl now… Today the…
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Okay ladies and gentlemen, it’s time for my annual word pick. Well, it’s not really annual yet. I only did it once and decided I liked it. Last year I decided to pick a word to use everyday – and not just an easy word like “the”. It had to be a word that is not easy…
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I have never sought therapy for any reason. I find it pointless for my personality and that’s just the way I think some people are wired. I had a therapist friend once who wanted to have me committed said I was fine. She said that dramatic people usually need very little guidance on their feelings…
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I recently had a conversation with a fellow Navy spouse that I thought I would share with you all. Prior to this conversation, I thought I was practicing online safety. I now suspect that I may need to cover all my walls in tin foil to prevent people from listening in on my thoughts. Friend:…
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