Anyone who truly knows me, knows one important fact about me. I absolutely loathe having to wake up any earlier than the exact amount of time it takes me to get ready – and getting ready should not take more than 20 minutes.

I love, love, love my short haircut, but it can be a real pain for someone who wants to take a night shower to get that few extra minutes of sleep time the next morning. There is nothing worse than waking up and jamming yourself into a shower while blurry-eyed.

Combined with my clumsy nature, this is a recipe for death!

This morning was spent berating myself for not having risked the morning shower. Really, it’s only 10 minutes, and there are handrails in the tub that I can grab if I start to topple – that is, if my clumsiness will grant me one coordinated moment.

After several hours of hating myself every time I pass by the mirror, I decided to call my salon. They have forever garnered my loyalty and undying devotion for solving my problems. However, they also presented me with a totally new, though completely rational, conspiracy theory.

My salon is obviously a front for the West Coast branch of the NSA.

They know everything about me! Everything! The lovely lady looked into her computer and noted all the products I have purchased and even which style of haircut I have, in addition to the type of hair I have. She proceeds to tell me which products to put in at night and which to spray in the morning so I can just brush it out.

I wonder if they have drones to deliver products as I run out of them?!

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4 replies on “The morning routine that will never be…

  1. My hair lady (also a friend) got me hooked on a shampoo i cant find anywhere! The salon by the NEX sells the conditioner but not the shampoo (because that makes sense).


  2. I don’t know a single salon who has keeps track of hair styles in their system, at least not in my neck of the woods. Your salon must be top notch because that’s pretty awesome that they keep track of things like that. Also, I’m not a morning shower person either. I like to shower either mid day or evening because after I just like to relax and cool off (from the steaming hot showers I like to take lol)

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