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I was happily minding my own business today when BAM! Out of nowhere came the thought that illiteracy is running rampant throughout the country. It’s unbelievable.

People think you spell the word work like “werk”. That’s how it is apparently spelled. I see good kids, who I know went to school and have educated parents, and they are spelling work “werk”.

We live in a society of spell by rhyming. So if Miley Cyrus twerked than we must spell it like werk.

Son of a biscuit eating fat kid. I am surrounded by morons.

What may be the scariest thought of my morning: these people are so messed up literacy-wise that their spell check has committed suicide.

Great game for those who like games, say the word werk. Bet you just made duck lips to do so!

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