And decided to spice it up a bit. Lame pun intended.

And to both of my brothers who went to culinary school, shut your laughing mouths and give me a damn hand!

So, in reality I am making a book of all the recipes I have used and butchered to make them suit me. Because that’s really what all cooking is about. If you don’t like onions, get rid of the onions. It’s really not complicated.

Though it really is so you will need to buy my book.

And then I thought, why don’t I put in really funny stories so that when I die and someone finds the ONE AND ONLY copy of this book that will ever be printed they will have my legacy?!?!!

Stories that have nothing to do with cooking, the kitchen or the history of baking. Stories of shank lists and people who have made me laugh. And, obviously, stories of the dictator aptly named Lola Chunkerella on her birth certificate.

That’s how you know she is royalty, her name is regal and sounds like Cinderella without all the slavery involved.

So my cookbook is on its way and as I am going I realize it is more like a novel.

And since I currently have two “novels” I have been working on for almost a decade I am thinking this will turn into a third.

I seriously got carried away with the story part of my cookbook.

Is it possible that my mind just runs in circles?

Check out my Facebook page @ShankYouHeather and @ShankYouDesigns

I also tweet like a bird on Twitter @HeatherKeet

You can also find me on Instagram @ShankYouHeather and @ShankYouDesigns

Lola and I opened a store so we can sell our funniest blog sayings on cool stuff. Check it out at Shank You Very Much

2 replies on “I’m writing a cook book…

Tell me what you think...

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in: Logo

You are commenting using your account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s

This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.