I never thought I would live to see the day that toilet paper brought about the end of our society, but that day is indeed here.
Today’s parts will be played by Lola, a cheeky English bulldog, and Heather, a blogger who eats too much Taco Bell and takes frequent day naps. There is also a small cameo by Hubster, the almost silent partner in this family.
I spent the past week at Disneyland and I picked up some handy knowledge that I thought I would share with you all, just in case you plan on going someday. I also wanted to share the intense burning in my legs, but that’s impossible to do over the pages of the internet.
It is my dream to one day make the journey to the United Kingdom and explore everything I’ve only seen on television. Since most of what I know has been gleaned from 18th century romance settings and the Sherlock Holmes television series, I thought it was time that I learn the basics of today’s UK society, starting with their simplest love.
Have you ever thought about getting a life do-over? Imagine being able to change one big thing – with no consequences to the rest of your life, unless you’d want that part to change.
Have you ever been asked to describe yourself and you have that iconic movie moment – mouth slightly open, eyes darting around, brain panicking as it tries to form a rational thought?
Last year I started a bit of a furor over my thoughts on adulthood – it seems that no matter your country, the entire story plot has been a lie.
A few months ago I tried to challenge my brain by pondering the origins of the chicken and the egg. Which one came first? Which came second? How could one come before the other? Why must my brain contemplate these topics when their answers have no effect on my life?!