I think I can sum this up in one word. Diabolical.
Read MoreA terrible, horrible, no-good Mommybeast…
Lola likes to send me text messages when I leave her home alone.
Read MoreFear, anxiety, and a rainbow of sprinkles…
I live with an English bulldog whose personal motto seems to be ‘boredom is not an option.’
Read MoreFreedom tastes like French fries…
Lola decided she could no longer tolerate lockdown. I should have known she was planning something.
Read MoreThe harbinger of doom…
It was a beautiful morning. The sky was blue, the sun was shining, the grass was green and covered in a layer of dew.
Read MoreMind control and a cheese shrine…
The day started with such promise. It did not end well.
Read MoreI only need 100 tacos and a flamethrower…
I knew it was a mistake to buy Lola her very own iPad.
Read MoreOctopus tentacles and a caped crusader…
Three days ago, a very dark incident occurred in the House of Heather.
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