An identity crisis and the islands of cheese…
I found my mind wandering the other night while I was watching television. Just as I was getting to the good part, I was yanked back to reality.
Category Archives: Things That Keep Me Awake At Night
Pardon me for stepping on your toes…
I had access to a large amount of sugar, which can fuel a curious imagination for days. Tonight I would finally solve the mysteries that have eluded me for so many years.
The ocean needs some sprinkles…
Sometimes in life there seem to be easy questions that are able to be answered in one short burst of excited chatter. Other times the answer is elusive, requiring many hours dedicated to internet research in order to solve the mystery. Unfortunately, my brain always seems to ask these questions late at night.
Bitterness and butt swords…
What is going on with the caterpillar? It’s an insect that lives in a chubby body, inching his way through life – probably terrified that one misstep will have him falling off the tree branch with no safety net below.
The skill set that was lost to technology…
As technology advances, I have found myself thinking about all the things the current and future generations will never know. They won’t get to experience the heart-stopping thrill that came from snooping on your fellow human without the ease of technology to ensure you weren’t caught.
I’m feeling a little bit yellow…
Imagine being the color of my favorite nacho cheese from Taco Bell? Delightful!
Blinding speed and the laws of gravity…
Have you ever really thought about the development of cars? Not the general concept, I definitely like getting to my …
Toddler tantrums and taffy…
What is the deal with salt water taffy? Is it a food? Is it a workout tool? Is it intended …
It beckons me late at night…
Late at night, things happen. Terrible, terrible things. Yet if you think about it hard enough, those terrible things may …
Trust me, I know big words…
People have a tendency to trust ‘true’ professionals when they give out advice. Financial professionals, doctors, lawyers – all are …
