I’m feeling a little bit yellow…
Imagine being the color of my favorite nacho cheese from Taco Bell? Delightful!
Category Archives: Things That Keep Me Awake At Night
Blinding speed and the laws of gravity…
Have you ever really thought about the development of cars? Not the general concept, I definitely like getting to my …
Toddler tantrums and taffy…
What is the deal with salt water taffy? Is it a food? Is it a workout tool? Is it intended …
It beckons me late at night…
Late at night, things happen. Terrible, terrible things. Yet if you think about it hard enough, those terrible things may …
Trust me, I know big words…
People have a tendency to trust ‘true’ professionals when they give out advice. Financial professionals, doctors, lawyers – all are …
Just say no to laundry…
It’s been a while since I thought about things at night. Well, I should clarify that. I’ve been thinking about …
Delicious snack or perfect murder weapon…
Lately I’ve found myself watching a lot of crime shows. We can thank Netflix suggestions because the moment you watch …
Hipster vampires probably like nachos…
It’s time for another installment of… If the hummingbird is the vampire of the bird world, which butterfly is the …
The internet ruins everything we love…
Has the internet ruined the exclamation point?!?!?! Well, I guess if we look at the previous sentence we have our …
I just made a fortune online…
Last night I thought deep thoughts and almost broke my brain. Those who follow me on social media know by …
