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It has been a very long time since I looked at the search terms that led people to my website.

I remember vividly exclaiming as a child, “I can’t wait to grow up and be an adult!” I was convinced that I would get to do whatever I wanted.

Monday night. The night when fear moves into my heart and my palms start to sweat.

Yesterday I made homemade pizza for dinner. I want to say it was magnificent, but…

This evening I was on a mission to clean the house and tackle the mountain of laundry that piled up while I was innocently staring at Netflix for the past month.

Terrible things happen once the Hubster goes to bed at night. As soon as his head hits the pillow, I emerge from my bubble of sanity and unleash Night Heather onto the world.

I’ve been duped. I finally met my match and fell for a whopper of a lie.

Lately I’ve given some thought to printing up executive business cards.

I’ve put together a list of survival tactics that you can use if you ever find yourself on a remote island. Perhaps the very first survival tip should be to skip the visit to the remote island.

This is the exact moment when my brain shifts into kill mode, and I deliver the best statement of my married life.