Tonight I shall be indulging in a bit of a movie marathon. Sharknado and Sharknado 2: The Second One are on the TV and I haven’t met my quota for terrifying life experiences this month.
Let’s recap my life to date.
I watched Jaws before I turned 10.
I was born and raised in Hawai’i.
My parents are from New Jersey.
Put these facts together and what do you get?! A kid who was mind-fucked by a shark with his own theme song, who couldn’t escape the ocean that surrounded her. On the few occasions that she made a break from the island, it was to visit family – on the shore where the famous shark attacks occurred that inspired the movie!!!
That’s how I became the adult I am today.
I’ll let you know if I lived through the movie marathon. Lola asks that someone do a bulldog welfare check if no one hears from me by 1730. She’d like her dinner on time, in spite of her Mommybeast’s death from fear.
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Come to the nerdside. We have pi (3.14)
I’m very happy to have made it to the nerd side!!! Though the choices of pie aren’t very appetizing 😉