I am a nerd…

I was happily tooling around the internet when I stumbled into a website that had transcripts on it. I spent about an hour reading various posts and interviews. I was laughing, pondering, questioning and all around having a good time. Then I realized I was on the National Public Radio transcript site.

I’m a nerd and no one ever told me!!!

I mean, this is a big deal. I’m going to need new clothes to fit my new nerdiness. I’m going to need to get a different pet, nerds seem to like cats or nothing. I may have to change jobs. I’ll have to cut back on the humor that many people appreciate and begin using humor that makes people slightly uncomfortable.

I’m really going to have to rethink some of my life choices.

Or I’ll just eat a Twinkie and squish Lola until I get over this momentary life crisis.

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