I was wandering aimlessly around Mount Rainier and I came across this sign. It took me quite some time to name it because I was busy pondering what method I would prefer to kill me while camping. Even The Wildlife Don’t Camp Here. “Woohoo, sign me up!” Said with all the sarcasm my body is…
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Hubster and I have been on vacation and I’ve been taking pictures of street signs that will give you pause. So far we’ve had the Sasquatch Truck sign and the Run From the Volcano As Fast As You Can sign. Two other signs have been popping up during many of our Washington state road trips.…
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Vacation ambling has been going well. The car has been piled high with snacks and drinks and the 2-year-old nephew has been gifted an iPad to stay alive with Disney movies. The adults really enjoy listening to that… So as promised I have been taking pictures of street signs that are randomly weird, make you…
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I can explain all of this….
I recently received a rogue text from a friend that read: I need Chloroform. So of course I respond with a pretty rationale response. We don’t kidnap pit bulls. Even if we like them. Walk away from the puppy “Sharon”!!! (She has an undying love for pit bulls and would kiss them all if she could.…
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I am currently on vacation, but still at home. I guess since as society we need to sell everything we do as something greater than it actually is, we now call this a “staycation.” And now I want to shank myself in the face for typing that stupid word. I took two weeks off work…
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I wrote this post 2 years ago and have used the app ever since. Lola is asking for your help in combatting the warfare that her species is currently being subjected to – animal testing. A really great app just crossed my eye called Cruelty Cutter. You can use their app to scan barcodes and see if…
Read MoreI entered that house like a motherfucking ninja…
Today I went over to a friend’s house to return a stroller that I had borrowed. I hadn’t let my friend know I was coming because I’m sneaky like that. As I drove up to the house, I noticed her van was gone. I sat in my car, puzzled. She runs a home daycare and…
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Oh no, don’t panic, it’s ok, no, nope, it’s not okay…
You know how you have those moments, and by moments I mean hours, where you feel like one wrong move and you’re going to vomit? Yeah. It happened to me last night. The Hubster woke me up yesterday morning, well before my normal wake up time. Needless to say, I was very fatigued by the time…
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Thoughts from an English bulldog…
I cannot believe I am awake right now. What is it, 5am? What the heck is the problem here? Humans wake up, humans take showers, Lola’s continue to sleep. I mean, how hard is it to keep it down in the morning?! Those humans are so discourteous as they get ready for work. I wish there were a squirrel…
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Sophistication, thy name is Heather…
So today I am having another elegant event. I’ve been planning it for a few weeks and have put a lot of thought into it. The ladies are coming over and we’re going to have finger foods and appetizers like the dignified ladies we are. We’ll have some wine, maybe a little iced tea with…
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Shank You Very Much 