Someone is going to get shanked in the throat very soon.
I don’t know who, or when, or even why.
You’ve been warned.
Feed me some cookies or cake and I may let you live.
Or better yet, send me some Spam, I’m desperate to try the Chorizo flavor. Damn thing is hard to find in stores and online you have to order a case of 12.
That’s a lot of Spam that may turn out to be disgusting.
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