Don’t call the authorities yet! I’ll start at the beginning.

I went to Target and found the newest member of my family. It was the most adorable English bulldog that wasn’t Lola. I brought her home and immediately plunked her down in front of Lola.

Lola was less than impressed.

I decided to let Lola name her so I explained that this new bulldog was a cookie jar.

A bulldog cookie jar

Cookie McChunkster was born.

It may have been a mistake to allow Lola to name her, but Cookie McChunkster does hold cookies and she is chunky and Lola loves McDonald’s french fries. So Lola smashed everything into two names and called it a day.

I prepared Cookie McChunkster for the bag of Halloween Oreos I also happened to buy at Target. Lola wandered back in at the sounds of snack bags opening – she couldn’t see much of what I was doing but I was talking to Cookie McChunkster and feeding her Oreos.

Lola was preparing a vocal protest.

I asked Lola if she wanted an Oreo. As I turned, she caught a look at Cookie McChunkster….

A bulldog cookie jar with the head removed

Lola decided she didn’t want an Oreo if that’s how you have to eat them.

I now cannot imagine eating Oreos out of anything but a bulldog butt.

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11 replies on “I beheaded a bulldog…

  1. I can see that she would have been traumatized. Perhaps a spot of counselling? Or a biscuit – of the not “removed from a dog’s butt” kind perhaps? 😉 x #DreamTeam

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