Remember how I have a deep love for Amazon and its Prime membership that gives me free shipping on items already priced low? There’s a possibility that they have turned that love into a way to make me fat(ter).
Now I don’t even have to go to the grocery store and walk around. What little bit of exercise I had in my life just vanished. I mean, who wants to walk around a store and get all sleepy?!?!
Now, in all reality, I’m never giving up Costco. They feed me samples to keep my energy up, hand out drinks as I get to the back of the store and my mouth is parched from all those samples, and then offer me a delicious hot dog once I make the final push through the registers.
Now, back to Amazon. I love Sour Skittles and Darkside Skittles, but those little candies are elusive. I couldn’t find them at the grocery store, Costco was a bust, and I was getting desperate. So I traveled onto Amazon and hit the jackpot. There they were. Looking at me from my computer screen.
I ordered them all.
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4 replies on “The internet found another victim…”
LOL I was toooootally going to point out the Share Size 😀
I think they got cheap on the printing. What that “share size” should actually say is “share with yourself, here’s double the candy”.
My husband bought 18 pounds of jelly beans from amazon prime. I feel like you guys might want to form a support group.
It’s not a bad idea!!!