Lola and I had a kersnuffle today. That’s a term we like to use in polite company. It has been hotter than hell here in Washington state. And before all you people start complaining that it is much hotter where you are, we’d both like you to take a shut the hell up pill. Lola…
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Specifically, any food you love before the age of 4. Kid food is always there for me. Like when I have to go to the doctor and the only thing motivating me through it is the ice cream I’m getting at McDonald’s. We can blame my mom for this – after every one of my…
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Internet search terms, I love them so much. They can either cut you to the bone or lift your spirits up. Here are some of the recent searches that have found my blog: classy girl (Yes, yes I am. Well, maybe. What’s your definition of classy? I mean, Twinkies are definitely classy, right?) classy ladies (And…
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So my Big Little is no more. Wait, wait, wait, don’t get squirrelly on me. She just had to move to her new duty station, she isn’t dead. I had that baby for 18 months, from her wee state at 6 weeks of age, and I miss her terribly. It definitely helps that her mom and I…
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I’ve indulged in a new candy – sour Skittles. They were delicious! I do, however, think they should come with a warning label on the back. This will burn your tongue off. Your tongue will be numb for days. Your tongue will be so traumatized that it will hurt for days and you will have…
Read MoreThe road trip is over. I’m posting the last of the terrifying road signs which inform you that death is imminent and you need to pay $15 to enter the National Park. They don’t say ‘may the odds be ever in your favor’ but it is heavily implied. Today we are revisiting Mount St. Helens, since…
Read MoreI was wandering aimlessly around Mount Rainier and I came across this sign. It took me quite some time to name it because I was busy pondering what method I would prefer to kill me while camping. Even The Wildlife Don’t Camp Here. “Woohoo, sign me up!” Said with all the sarcasm my body is…
Read MoreHubster and I have been on vacation and I’ve been taking pictures of street signs that will give you pause. So far we’ve had the Sasquatch Truck sign and the Run From the Volcano As Fast As You Can sign. Two other signs have been popping up during many of our Washington state road trips.…
Read MoreVacation ambling has been going well. The car has been piled high with snacks and drinks and the 2-year-old nephew has been gifted an iPad to stay alive with Disney movies. The adults really enjoy listening to that… So as promised I have been taking pictures of street signs that are randomly weird, make you…
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I recently received a rogue text from a friend that read: I need Chloroform. So of course I respond with a pretty rationale response. We don’t kidnap pit bulls. Even if we like them. Walk away from the puppy “Sharon”!!! (She has an undying love for pit bulls and would kiss them all if she could.…
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Shank You Very Much 