Shank You Very Much

Last night I was watching Bravo – one of the housewives shows was on. I was cruising around the internet on my new iPad and trying to stay cool in the 90 degree heat. (I know that’s not high to many people but in WA state it is pretty dire.) There came a particularity pathetic…

This is just a quick update on the deterioration of society now that there are enough iPads in the house for each human to have their own. I’ve been binge watching The Big Bang Theory seasons 1-7 thanks to a playlist on my Apple TV. During this binge marathon I’ve napped for almost three hours.…

The Hubster recently had a birthday. He had one giant request and that was a new iPad Air with the 128GB hard drive. For works purposes. You know, and education. Because that 3rd gen. 64GB hard drive iPad with retina display was really feeling ancient. And saying you are spending $800 on a toy to play mock…

I’ve never been so excited in my whole life. Ok, that may be a dramatic statement, but I’m a dramatic person who enjoys a good opening line. Sue me. Now, on to the excitement. We all know that I have a huge love of dinosaurs. I love Jurassic Park with a passion, so much so that I…

I was recently sitting next to a girl, very early twenties, and after about five minutes she must have felt me staring at her with the most perplexed look on my face. She looks at me and asks what I’m looking at. Without missing a beat, I ask her why her lips are pursed like…

In honor of the new Little enrolled in my daycare, Tiny T-Rex, I decided to spend my day yesterday watching the Jurassic Park trilogy. I was hoping for some insight into the mind of a Tiny T-Rex and I got it. I’m not sure it applies to my new Little, but I’ve got insight on…

All the Littles are cooperating today. It’s a bit unreal since one of them is a newborn T-Rex. I’m kind of just sitting here with my breath held waiting for the explosion. And then I look over at my daughter and see her doing this: She looks at her ball like I look at Twinkies.…

For the first time, in my 31 years on this earth, there will be a Sonic within 10 minutes of my home. The closest I have ever lived to a Sonic, thus far, has been an hour. An hour is really far to drive. Don’t get me wrong, I drive to it, but it is far. All…