The other night I was viciously prevented from getting any sleep. I was in bed at midnight, sitting with my eyes wide open. My body was on fire and I knew I wouldn’t last the night. (In hindsight, I realize this was dramatic.) So what is a girl to do when she feels death is…
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I made a terrible, horrible, rookie mistake last night. It was awful. I’d like to preface this confession by saying that I’ve done this before and I know I’m supposed to do better…but I couldn’t help myself. I went online and watched installation videos on The Container Store website. Specifically, I watched the videos for…
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FADE IN: EXT. HOME SWEET HOME- NIGHT (2016) A cold, late spring night. LOLA, an adorably chubby English Bulldog who enjoys a good caper, is sitting at the back door of the home. MOMMYBEAST, the put upon owner of Lola who indulges every whim the baby Bulldog desires (unless it will lead to disfigurement or…
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ladhjsbflsdjhbflsajbflah jbfj;;vjvadljndvfjo;abns jbndklasjbnFjsnad;ofjknk Those are my brains splattered all over the screen If you’ve been following my saga of migraines you know I have to avoid aged cheese until I go to the doctor to get some medication to prevent migraines instead of waiting for them to blind side me. Literally. You know this, I know…
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Today I’d like to touch on a few newsworthy items happening in the world… or just in my world. Lola and I have been having a blast! -I celebrated my birthday with friends since the Hubster is all but a figment of my imagination at this point. I vaguely recall what he looks like, but…
Read MoreBy now most of you know the plight of my new lawn. It is huge. It requires mowing. Hubster is not here so apparently that mowing falls onto me. And it rains, a lot, so the grass is growing freakishly fast. Did I mention that my current lawnmower is a battery-powered toy we used in…
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It’s official, I am now a paid professional writer. Holy crap! I know I’ve been saying for the past six months that I’m a freelance writer, but honestly that was mostly just a cover to enjoy sitting at home watching trashy TV. But now, it’s finally official, I am a freelance writer. I was accepted…
Read MoreMy brother has left, his vacation with me is over, and I am bereft. But it’s probably a good thing that he left or I may be dead. Allow me to explain. As you all know, my brother lives in Alaska and scenery is king there. A trip to visit me in Washington state means…
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Apparently I need to work on my time management. I haven’t posted a new blog in two weeks, but it’s not all my fault. My baby brother decided to pop in for a visit since we haven’t seen each other in almost seven years. Since I only had one day’s notice of his arrival, things…
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A true fat kid has experienced all 10 of these things. A chubby kid scores a 5 out of 10. A skinny kid will deny even knowing what cake is. Decide whether each statement is true or false for your lifestyle – then count up the number of true answers and vote in the poll…
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Shank You Very Much 