I just need to get something off my chest. It’s been weighing on me and I think I might explode if I don’t say it out loud for the world (or two people) to hear.
I am ticked off that we are getting another Jason Bourne movie.
Whew! That was really keeping me up at night!
Now, I know what you’re thinking – how can you not like Jason Bourne?! I do. Love the three movies, love Matt Damon. But we were done with Bourne. We moved on. We had Aaron Cross and a whole new direction of genetically altered misfits to follow. Hello, what about LARX?! Where is that buried?! How do we blow that program wide open?! The one guy we saw from the program was practically a robot.
A robot, people!
And now we’re back to Bourne. Correct me if I’m wrong, but Matt Damon was pretty clear that they had beat that storyline to death. Hence, the moving to another character in the Bourne universe. A character who had a whole lot of room to go as far as plot.
Sure, we could all say that Damon is trying to salvage a career that had a few misses recently, but that can’t be it. The Martian was amazing and completely erased the Elysium movie from my brain, at least the parts I saw before I turned off the tv in disgust. I’m assuming this return to Bourne is due to some very large amounts of money being thrown around.
I’m going to go pray to the movie gods at an altar I have assembled out of empty spam cans and Twinkie wrappers. Hopefully this new Bourne movie doesn’t unravel all the good work Damon’s done, because there’s no way I can resist watching it.
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I’m really hoping it’s not a massive let down!! Loved the other Bourne films and really want to see this one! #MomstersLink
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I’m remaining hopeful but I’ll get a hotdog and Icee just in case the movie is disappointing…at least my belly will leave the movie happy!
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I love reading your posts. You are so funny. 😃 #momsterslink
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Thank you so much!
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*whispers* Haven’t actually seen any of them. Feel free to unfollow/erase me from existence in your blogosphere 😢 I have however seen The Martian and I love him a little bit. In fact possibly a little bit too much for a married lady 😂 xx #momsterslink
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It’s OK, I won’t erase you from existence as long as you promise to try to find someone to watch them with. They’re quite frankly some of the best action movies put out in the millennium.
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Deal. So when are you popping over? *puts kettle on*.
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I liked the first Bourne movie, but didn’t watch the sequals. I get bored when there is one guy kicking the ass of hundreds of people. My taste can be called into question, though, because I did like Elysium #momsterlink
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Not Elysium! Anything but Elysium! 😆 But you’re right, I’m feeling like this might be a boring movie unless they really change the plot.
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I’m a movie buff but have no interest in seeing that movie. Just seems like anytime they get over a third in a series it becomes out of sync. Thanks for linking with #momsterslink which will be delayed until tomorrow, same time…hope to see you there!
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I’m so glad you are delaying it… Lola had a vet appointment and I’m too exhausted to sit at my computer.
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