Lola after dark…

Lola was abandoned and suffered untold amounts of torture and emotional distress. No amount of money can compensate for it. However, to make the humans feel better she is requesting one case of Spam, low sodium, and two boxes of Twinkies. Lola has decided to create a stockpile for future traumas. Long story short, the Hubster…

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Please form a straight line…

Today I was online, reading Wikipedia as per usual. I was enjoying the Seinfeld television show write-up when I stumbled across blue clicky links. These blue links led to more blue clicky links, that lead to the Reverend Sun Myung Moon. Just like that, my reading adventure had begun! After reading about four or five…

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Spell by rhyme…

I was happily minding my own business today when BAM! Out of nowhere came the realization that illiteracy is running rampant throughout the country. Social media has completely ruined us, and not in a good way. I was fine with people creating fun spellings in a hashtag format – sometimes the real word is just…

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