This week I have a new freezer being delivered. I have nowhere to put it, and no Hubster home to move the big stuff out of my way, to put that big freezer somewhere that has other big stuff in it currently. Did you get that last part?!? No? Me either. I don’t know how…
Read MoreYesterday I decided to mow my lawn since it’s been about 3 months since I did so. The grass wasn’t actually tall but there were a lot of leaves on the ground and mowing seemed easier than raking. I turned the lawnmower on and headed towards a pile of leaves, when all of a sudden…
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Literally. I was eating those tiny pretzel hot dogs and watching a scary movie with a friend this weekend. It wasn’t supposed to be a scary movie so I thought I was safe to eat. I have a few movie safety rules. No scary movies while the Hubster is gone. No scary movies when there…
Read MoreI recently read an article about food in America versus food in the UK. Apparently, many of our packaged foods are sold there, but with vastly different ingredients. The UK has banned certain ingredients due to health concerns. Since the American companies obviously want to keep the money flowing, they adapt their products accordingly. Meanwhile in…
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Tonight is the season premier of one of my favorite addictions, The People’s Couch on Bravo. The show’s premise is very easy to understand: they film people watching TV. I watch people watch TV! I’ve been told this is a low point in my life but I just laugh it off. Within two minutes of watching, the…
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No one ever believes me when I tell them this. Let me give you a recent example of the infantile Lola. I’m on the phone with a dear friend of mine, Lola is napping happily on the floor. After about 15 minutes I realize the snoring has stopped. I look around, there is no Lola in…
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Tonight I am having an adult sleepover. It was very weird to write adult and sleepover in the same sentence. And let’s get our heads out of the sewers and keep it rated G people!! We will be pigging out on junk food, watching scary movies that have sharks in it, and then attempting to sleep…
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Don’t call the authorities yet! I’ll start at the beginning. I went to Target and found the newest member of my family. It was the most adorable English bulldog that wasn’t Lola. I brought her home and immediately plunked her down in front of Lola. Lola was less than impressed. I decided to let Lola name…
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Yesterday I sat down and started actively putting my thoughts together into a book. I’m officially three pages in and I am exhausted. I’m pretty sure that none of the three pages are actually about what I want my book to be about. There’s a small possibility that I just let every thought in my…
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Yesterday was my official one year anniversary of this blog. When I started my blog I had some pretty lofty goals. I wanted people to use the word shank in everyday life. I hoped people would love Twinkies more. And Lola wanted to show the world her crazy. I hit all those goals!! I even…
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Shank You Very Much 