In the blogging world, we have these great themes that roll around social media; Monday Blogs, Wordless Wednesday, Caption Day, etc. Well, it’s Wordless Wednesday today. I love this theme and hate this theme all at the same time. Love, because obviously I get to see tons of pictures from my favorite bloggers. Hate, because I…
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You know that moment when a dog looks at you with their innocent face? They just glow with puppy delight as they watch your every move? They even go so far as to shake their little nubby as they watch you come into a room? And you know that somewhere there is a steaming, stinking…
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I have a friend who finds the funniest, most out of control videos featuring people who I can only assume were too crude for even the people of Walmart websites. She’ll find these videos and post them up and tag friends in them. She knows there is no way we can just “scroll past” them…
Read MoreI know, I know, I know. I never, ever delve into topics like this. They’re slightly boring, open to personal interpretation, and frankly I have better things to do with my time. However, I feel like Amy is only gaining traction and I cannot stand the thought of a humorless hag taking over my screens…
Read MoreI decided to spice things up a bit in my neighborhood last night. Apparently, quiet communities and I just cannot co-exist peacefully. Something to think upon in my spare time. I was innocently driving home around 10pm when I recognized the car in front of me – it was my neighbor. I was on a…
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A few days ago Lola and I suffered a personal crisis. The internet went out, leaving us without an Apple TV or Netflix to watch. No computers to putter around on. No games to play on our phone since our signal is so weak without the internet boosting it. The horror, the horror! So we…
Read MoreDo you ever watch the movie Speed and then have an uncontrollable desire to hijack a bus and drive it like a maniac? No? Just me then, I guess. I made the mistake of watching Speed today, and when I say mistake, I mean that I’m tempted almost beyond reason to steal a city bus and go…
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Today I woke up at 11am. Now, I know what you’re all thinking – I’m the luckiest person in the world. And you’re correct in thinking that. Except, I was so flustered that it took me an hour to figure out what to eat. I mean, it’s 11am already! It’s well past breakfast, but seems a…
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Lola and I have been studying the neighbors’ activities for the past week. Thanks to the 10 season spree we went on with Criminal Minds, we are both convinced there is a psycho killer in our midst and the only way to flush them out is to profile all of them. I’ve been monitoring when…
Read MoreNew Year’s Resolutions. I love listening to people say they are going to lose weight, become a healthier person through exercise and eating, show more kindness to their enemies….blah,blah,blah. It sounds like we all just became contestants in a beauty pageant. You know you won’t do any of that. You’ll just end up becoming grumpy…
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Shank You Very Much 