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Today I woke up at 11am. Now, I know what you’re all thinking; I’m the luckiest person in the world. And you’re correct in thinking that. Except, I was so flustered that it took me an hour to figure out what to eat. I mean, it’s 11am already! It’s well past breakfast, but seems a bit too early for lunch.

I was faced with quite the conundrum.

If I eat breakfast this late, I’ll have to squeeze in lunch and then have a late dinner. This means I won’t go to bed early again and lead into another 11am wake up. But, if I skip breakfast and go straight to lunch and then onto dinner, I’ll feel cheated out of my day and still not go to bed early since I’ll feel so incomplete.

So, there you have it. I’m screwed.

I guess I’m going to have to forgo any human interaction and become a person of the night. Or better yet, I could recruit someone to join me on this ridiculous life schedule I seem to be developing. I’m taking applications for the position of night sidekick.


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