I spent Shank You Sunday throwing an Easter egg hunt and hanging curtains. It was pretty freaking exciting. Which is so lame, I may need to shank myself. Not the Easter egg hunt. That part wasn’t exciting for me. Mostly because I have no kids and partly because I had to be trapped in my…
Read MoreSo you know how everyone does that Throwback Thursday? Yeah, I’m totally over looking at my Facebook stream and seeing a bunch of pictures of people I can’t even begin to identify. Who started this stupid trend? I want to shank them as hard as I can. Repeatedly. So I’m starting my own thing- Fuck Yeah Friday! And I’m…
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Today I logged in to check out last week’s most popular search term to find my blog. I stumbled upon this little nugget of awful: shank english bulldog English bulldogs are the cutest little squishy pies in the whole world. The fact that you want to shank one means you are an actual sociopath. YOU…
Read MoreI have decided my new word to interject into daily life will be craptasticness. Craptastic just wasn’t cutting it anymore. I like to use it as a noun, for example: Craptasticness needs to just walk away or get shanked. You can use it as an adjective: The craptasticness of this pizza is unbelievable! I suppose…
Read MoreSo two years ago I made the final switch to an all Apple diet. Meaning I tossed out the PC and switched to an iMac. You didn’t think I became a health nut or something, did you?!?! Now my iPhones, iPads, iPods and Apple TVs have a flawless leader to keep them running and organized.…
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So today I took a very scientific test to determine something I suspected about myself for a while now, and the results confirmed what I felt: I would live to see the end of the zombie apocalypse Well thank you baby Jesus! I knew I’d make it out alive. I am loving, but have no…
Read MoreI’m paying for it today. Last night, right about 9pm, I got hit with the cleaning bug. I went into my laundry room, saw a spider, and thus began The Night of No Sleep. I was dusting, mopping, wiping baseboards and trashing stuff at an alarming rate. The Hubster wisely stayed out of the way…
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Today’s my Friday. I decided to take an entire day to just sit around tomorrow after my dawn doctor’s appointment. Or go visit house models and try to pin down what we want to buy. Or just watch Big Bang Theory and read my Kindle. Lola has decided to climb mount St. Helen’s this weekend.…
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Auctions – they’re about having fun, eating good food, and raising money for a good cause. This one was to fund scholarships to send the children of Navy sailors to college. Well, that’s what I thought they were about. Then everything changed. The meal choices are sent out weeks in advance, offering us beef, chicken,…
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I have been awake for roughly one hour and I’m already so tired that my eyes feel heavy and yawns are interrupting my ability to comprehend life. I feel like I got no sleep at all. What the hell happened to me last night?!?! I may need to rethink my stance on the sleep apnea…
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Shank You Very Much 