So today I took a very scientific test to determine something I suspected about myself for a while now, and the results confirmed what I felt:

I would live to see the end of the zombie apocalypse

Well thank you baby Jesus! I knew I’d make it out alive. I am loving, but have no doubt, I’d shank your face if you turned into a zombie.

Which brings me to the next topic. Lola.

What would happen to Lola in the zombie apocalypse? I mean, let’s face it, she’s damn cute and the zombies would want to eat her chubby little bulldog self.

Lola the English Bulldog is sitting down, looking directly into the camera. Her ears are perked up, and her bottom teeth jut forward so that you can see them when her mouth is closed. She has brindle and white fur, with one eye and ear patched with color.

I’m too cute to die!

So Lola took the test as well. She’d only make it a month.

Well, it’s a damn good thing she has me to help her out. Now, I’m off to go make her a meat jacket to wear. My plan is that as it rots the zombies will think she has turned and leave her alone.

P.S. I just did that entire post with no writing errors. Because I’m perfect. And that’s how you survive a zombie apocalypse…by doing everything correctly.

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5 replies on “A meat jacket will be key…

  1. You are funny!
    During my week in bed with flu I binge watched Walking Dead. Had never seen it before. I started to hallucinate (in my flu state u understand) about how I would survive. Crazy world. Personally I can to the conclusion as I cuddled Dottie dog, that I’d possibly eat her? Just a thought….. 😳

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