Today I logged in to check out last week’s most popular search term to find my blog. I stumbled upon this little nugget of awful:
shank english bulldog
English bulldogs are the cutest little squishy pies in the whole world. The fact that you want to shank one means you are an actual sociopath.
YOU want a piece of ME?! Bring it!
Now go see a therapist. Before Lola makes you.
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