You know that one episode of Seinfeld where Jerry leaves the apartment and Kramer immediately springs into action – moving furniture, inviting people over, and generally having a grand old day? Then Jerry comes home and Kramer is napping and he thinks that’s all Kramer did all day. That’s Lola and I when Hubster leaves…
Read MoreI just need to get something off my chest. It’s been weighing on me and I think I might explode if I don’t say it out loud for the world (or two people) to hear. I am ticked off that we are getting another Jason Bourne movie. Whew! That was really keeping me up at…
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Lola celebrated her 5th birthday this week! I made her a delicious puppy peanut butter cookie… and then I lit it on fire. She almost knocked me over trying to figure out why her cookie wasn’t being fed to her. Every year I put a candle, every year Lola tries to eat it. Needless to…
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I wrote this post years ago and realized that I am almost always the loser of this game. Lola plays it so well in our new house that I sometimes panic when I can’t find her. I recently taught Lola a new game to play. Since she has spent the past three years shadowing me, I…
Read MoreI thought buying a house with a seven car driveway was a boon. It was not. I spent six hours power washing my driveway, only to realize that I had another 12 hours of work to get it all the same color. My mistake began in thinking that my driveway was a dark gray cement……
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The other night I was viciously prevented from getting any sleep. I was in bed at midnight, sitting with my eyes wide open. My body was on fire and I knew I wouldn’t last the night. (In hindsight, I realize this was dramatic.) So what is a girl to do when she feels death is…
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I made a terrible, horrible, rookie mistake last night. It was awful. I’d like to preface this confession by saying that I’ve done this before and I know I’m supposed to do better…but I couldn’t help myself. I went online and watched installation videos on The Container Store website. Specifically, I watched the videos for…
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FADE IN: EXT. HOME SWEET HOME- NIGHT (2016) A cold, late spring night. LOLA, an adorably chubby English Bulldog who enjoys a good caper, is sitting at the back door of the home. MOMMYBEAST, the put upon owner of Lola who indulges every whim the baby Bulldog desires (unless it will lead to disfigurement or…
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ladhjsbflsdjhbflsajbflah jbfj;;vjvadljndvfjo;abns jbndklasjbnFjsnad;ofjknk Those are my brains splattered all over the screen If you’ve been following my saga of migraines you know I have to avoid aged cheese until I go to the doctor to get some medication to prevent migraines instead of waiting for them to blind side me. Literally. You know this, I know…
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Today I’d like to touch on a few newsworthy items happening in the world… or just in my world. Lola and I have been having a blast! -I celebrated my birthday with friends since the Hubster is all but a figment of my imagination at this point. I vaguely recall what he looks like, but…
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Shank You Very Much 