I would love to be asked to do product reviews on this website. I love Twinkies, Spam, English Bulldogs (send me another one of those and your shit will get peddled on my blog FOR FREE!) and anything involving cheese, but not goat. I also enjoy books, baby gear (to keep those Littles from become…
Read MoreElastic waist pants in your 30s…
I just ordered a new pair of pants from Gap. Now, we all know I love the Gap – I walk in and I go a little bit nuts. Yesterday I read an article on a mainstream “news site” that says if I am over the teen part of life that I cannot shop at…
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I will need sweatpants…
I’m going to the Melting Pot this Saturday, for the first time ever. I’ve heard it is quite an experience. I love melted cheese and the concept of dipping foods is pretty much heaven for me. Sometimes I make food just so I can eat certain sauces and dip, dip, dip. Like those times when all…
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Someone’s building a defense…
I spent Shank You Sunday throwing an Easter egg hunt and hanging curtains. It was pretty freaking exciting. Which is so lame, I may need to shank myself. Not the Easter egg hunt. That part wasn’t exciting for me. Mostly because I have no kids and partly because I had to be trapped in my…
Read MoreLola’s flipping the bird…
So you know how everyone does that Throwback Thursday? Yeah, I’m totally over looking at my Facebook stream and seeing a bunch of pictures of people I can’t even begin to identify. Who started this stupid trend? I want to shank them as hard as I can. Repeatedly. So I’m starting my own thing- Fuck Yeah Friday! And I’m…
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Somebody needs to be shanked…
Today I logged in to check out last week’s most popular search term to find my blog. I stumbled upon this little nugget of awful: shank english bulldog English bulldogs are the cutest little squishy pies in the whole world. The fact that you want to shank one means you are an actual sociopath. YOU…
Read MoreHoly craptasticness….
I have decided my new word to interject into daily life will be craptasticness. Craptastic just wasn’t cutting it anymore. I like to use it as a noun, for example: Craptasticness needs to just walk away or get shanked. You can use it as an adjective: The craptasticness of this pizza is unbelievable! I suppose…
Read MoreIt is sheer photography madness…
So two years ago I made the final switch to an all Apple diet. Meaning I tossed out the PC and switched to an iMac. You didn’t think I became a health nut or something, did you?!?! Now my iPhones, iPads, iPods and Apple TVs have a flawless leader to keep them running and organized.…
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A meat jacket will be key…
So today I took a very scientific test to determine something I suspected about myself for a while now, and the results confirmed what I felt: I would live to see the end of the zombie apocalypse Well thank you baby Jesus! I knew I’d make it out alive. I am loving, but have no…
Read MoreI had too much fun last night…
I’m paying for it today. Last night, right about 9pm, I got hit with the cleaning bug. I went into my laundry room, saw a spider, and thus began The Night of No Sleep. I was dusting, mopping, wiping baseboards and trashing stuff at an alarming rate. The Hubster wisely stayed out of the way…
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Shank You Very Much 