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I would love to be asked to do product reviews on this website.

I love Twinkies, Spam, English Bulldogs (send me another one of those and your shit will get peddled on my blog FOR FREE!) and anything involving cheese, but not goat.

I also enjoy books, baby gear (to keep those Littles from become a waste of oxygen as adults) and reality tv (but only Bravo, keep it classy).

I love Seinfeld with such passion that it is possible I could recite the entire series front to back (not to mention my memorization of The Big Bang Theory).

So today I decided to stroll around the world-wide web and see which bloggers are peddling free stuff they get to keep after blogging about it. I realized that I already peddle my favorite things just by talking about them.

A cartoon green alligator with his arms crossed over his chest and his eyebrows raised. The sarcastic caption above him reads "What were you thinking?!"Now people are going to send me stuff I don’t want.

Hey, I don’t want a triple stroller to hold all my infants in when we go outside every day. I like having to strap one onto my body and push two chunky Littles in the stroller at the same time. And by the way, I really don’t want a triple stroller where two are in back and one is in front center so that I can still fit through a standard doorway while holding the door open on my own. Really, I don’t want it.


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