So my blog has been on fire lately and I’ve been having a heck of a laugh seeing what search terms are leading people into my blog. I’ve picked the most recent and tried to determine which blog post they actually ended up reading based on their searches. There were a few really fun ones…
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I am a nerd…
I was happily tooling around the internet when I stumbled into a website that had transcripts on it. I spent about an hour reading various posts and interviews. I was laughing, pondering, questioning and all around having a good time. Then I realized I was on the National Public Radio transcript site. I’m a nerd and no…
Read MoreThat’s it, we are fucked…
Tonight I shall be indulging in a bit of a movie marathon. Sharknado and Sharknado 2: The Second One are on the TV and I haven’t met my quota for terrifying life experiences this month. Let’s recap my life to date. I watched Jaws before I turned 10. I was born and raised in Hawai’i. My…
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It’s not pathetic when you have a bulldog…
Last night I was watching Bravo – one of the housewives shows was on. I was cruising around the internet on my new iPad and trying to stay cool in the 90 degree heat. (I know that’s not high to many people but in WA state it is pretty dire.) There came a particularity pathetic…
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I better do a few laps….
This is just a quick update on the deterioration of society now that there are enough iPads in the house for each human to have their own. I’ve been binge watching The Big Bang Theory seasons 1-7 thanks to a playlist on my Apple TV. During this binge marathon I’ve napped for almost three hours.…
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The gift that keeps on giving….
The Hubster recently had a birthday. He had one giant request and that was a new iPad Air with the 128GB hard drive. For works purposes. You know, and education. Because that 3rd gen. 64GB hard drive iPad with retina display was really feeling ancient. And saying you are spending $800 on a toy to play mock…
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This morning I got the scare of my life. I opened up my Facebook app and saw a link to a Huffington Post article about the new Facebook Messenger. The app I had downloaded about two months ago to eliminate those annoying text messages that cost me money. I mean, why isn’t everyone just using Apple…
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The bathtub is no longer safe….
I’ve never been so excited in my whole life. Ok, that may be a dramatic statement, but I’m a dramatic person who enjoys a good opening line. Sue me. Now, on to the excitement. We all know that I have a huge love of dinosaurs. I love Jurassic Park with a passion, so much so that I…
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Your face will get stuck that way…
I was recently sitting next to a girl, very early twenties, and after about five minutes she must have felt me staring at her with the most perplexed look on my face. She looks at me and asks what I’m looking at. Without missing a beat, I ask her why her lips are pursed like…
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Skip the trip to the remote island….
In honor of the new Little enrolled in my daycare, Tiny T-Rex, I decided to spend my day yesterday watching the Jurassic Park trilogy. I was hoping for some insight into the mind of a Tiny T-Rex and I got it. I’m not sure it applies to my new Little, but I’ve got insight on…
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Shank You Very Much 