I totally missed yesterday’s Heatherism, I hope you can all stop yourself from poking out your eyes with a pencil until next week’s piece of advice that you can’t live without. Hey, put that pen down! It can poke your eye out like a pencil! There, I feel like I’ve redeemed myself a little bit.…
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I’d like to talk about how Lola’s diet is going. Well, how well do you think it’s going?! She’s a bulldog who fancies cheese and peanut butter. And she can’t have any of it right now. It’s been a painful few days, she now drools whenever I eat. She never used to drool. This diet is…
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Lola is on a diet. It’s the first day. Technically, only one meal has been cut down so far. Lola is acting like I’ve destined her to a life of misery. I called Lola over to me so I could give her a little belly rub time, I knew I was an asshole for putting…
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It is possible to be loved too much. I never really thought that until I met Lola. We call her the Babybeast and on Friday she proved that she loved me beyond a shadow of a doubt. The title of beast was very appropriate. Our power went out unexpectedly after hearing a very large bang…
Read MoreHave you ever noticed that your hair looks amazing every single day for weeks at a time, then one day it will just look ridiculous? For absolutely no reason that you can fathom? And you cannot even get your hair to stay put with maximum hold products? Well let me tell you, that happens to…
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I’ve decided Hubster has finally reached the end of the road. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Who’s talking about murder?! I’m not talking about murder. What’s wrong with you guys?!! You’re watching too much CSI and NCIS on television. Hubster has reached the end of the road as far as movie watching in bed goes. Every single…
Read MoreMother nature is sadistic this week. Washington state has had another round of 90+ degree temperatures and I had high hopes I could save myself on electricity. Luckily, Navy housing bills electricity on a sliding scale so if everyone uses more, it raises the ceiling on where I have to start paying for “overuse.” I…
Read MoreYesterday I decided that in 90 degree temperatures, I was going to detail both Hubster’s car and my SUV. Obviously, I suffered some sort of mental breakdown. The blame should fall on the Hubster, he drove the cars through a car wash and the inside looked so dirty in comparison that I had to act.…
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Hubster has declared that I must get rid of all my social media accounts. Apparently he wants me to live in a cave and have no outside communication with the world. Because I got to watch the cute puppy video before him. I know he’s a dork, but I bit the bullet and married him…
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Have you ever looked at a dog and wondered what they are really thinking? And when I say wonder, I mean seriously contemplated what inside their head makes an idea seem so achievable to the canine? Thanks to Lola, I have now wasted a precious 15 minutes of my life wondering how her brain works.…
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Shank You Very Much 