Mother nature is sadistic this week. Washington state has had another round of 90+ degree temperatures and I had high hopes I could save myself on electricity. Luckily, Navy housing bills electricity on a sliding scale so if everyone uses more, it raises the ceiling on where I have to start paying for “overuse.” I…
Read MoreSomebody is going to get hurt and it won’t be me…
Yesterday I decided that in 90 degree temperatures, I was going to detail both Hubster’s car and my SUV. Obviously, I suffered some sort of mental breakdown. The blame should fall on the Hubster, he drove the cars through a car wash and the inside looked so dirty in comparison that I had to act.…
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The secret to a long-lasting (happy) marriage…
Hubster has declared that I must get rid of all my social media accounts. Apparently he wants me to live in a cave and have no outside communication with the world. Because I got to watch the cute puppy video before him. I know he’s a dork, but I bit the bullet and married him…
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Lola is calling SETI…
Have you ever looked at a dog and wondered what they are really thinking? And when I say wonder, I mean seriously contemplated what inside their head makes an idea seem so achievable to the canine? Thanks to Lola, I have now wasted a precious 15 minutes of my life wondering how her brain works.…
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I have a magical fairy friend…
By now you all know that on Friday I was forced to become an adult. Hubster and I are finally in search of our first house and we met with a realtor. Dennis is fantastic, but he scared the shit out of me. Things I didn’t even know existed now have to be handled by…
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Who actually wants to be an adult…
There comes a time in every person’s life where they have to grow up and become an adult. I’m not sure why we have to do this, but apparently it is natural law. And god forbid I try to fight natural law. This week Hubster and I made the grown up decision to buy a…
Read MoreMy brain is an asshole…
I’ve been getting a lot of questions lately about what the book I’m writing is going to be about. I’d like to be really honest with you all. I have no idea. I wrote an outline, did a little table of contents action, and then I proceeded to toss that onto the pile of shit…
Read MoreI hate summer with a passion…
I’d like to clarify that it’s not all of summer that I hate. I loathe the heat. I despise sweating, hence my avoidance of all manual labor outside of a building with air conditioning. There is nothing worse to me than sweating in the hot, hot summer weather. I frankly don’t know how people like…
Read MoreThanks dude, you ruined my life…
The Hubster and I were recently driving on our local roadways, out and about for a little jaunt to procure some food. Alright, I’ve already annoyed myself trying to jazz up this post with sophisticated words. I’ll stop now before you all quit reading. We were driving, when all of a sudden, I spied my…
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I am back from the brink…
It was a close call, but I managed to beat the zombie virus that has plagued my body for the past two days. I did nothing but sit on my couch and try not to move. At one point I lost all feeling in my arms and I really thought I had reached the end…
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Shank You Very Much 