Hubster has declared that I must get rid of all my social media accounts. Apparently he wants me to live in a cave and have no outside communication with the world. Because I got to watch the cute puppy video before him. I know he’s a dork, but I bit the bullet and married him…
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Have you ever looked at a dog and wondered what they are really thinking? And when I say wonder, I mean seriously contemplated what inside their head makes an idea seem so achievable to the canine? Thanks to Lola, I have now wasted a precious 15 minutes of my life wondering how her brain works.…
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By now you all know that on Friday I was forced to become an adult. Hubster and I are finally in search of our first house and we met with a realtor. Dennis is fantastic, but he scared the shit out of me. Things I didn’t even know existed now have to be handled by…
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There comes a time in every person’s life where they have to grow up and become an adult. I’m not sure why we have to do this, but apparently it is natural law. And god forbid I try to fight natural law. This week Hubster and I made the grown up decision to buy a…
Read MoreI’ve been getting a lot of questions lately about what the book I’m writing is going to be about. I’d like to be really honest with you all. I have no idea. I wrote an outline, did a little table of contents action, and then I proceeded to toss that onto the pile of shit…
Read MoreI’d like to clarify that it’s not all of summer that I hate. I loathe the heat. I despise sweating, hence my avoidance of all manual labor outside of a building with air conditioning. There is nothing worse to me than sweating in the hot, hot summer weather. I frankly don’t know how people like…
Read MoreThe Hubster and I were recently driving on our local roadways, out and about for a little jaunt to procure some food. Alright, I’ve already annoyed myself trying to jazz up this post with sophisticated words. I’ll stop now before you all quit reading. We were driving, when all of a sudden, I spied my…
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It was a close call, but I managed to beat the zombie virus that has plagued my body for the past two days. I did nothing but sit on my couch and try not to move. At one point I lost all feeling in my arms and I really thought I had reached the end…
Read MoreBuckle up because we are going there. I was recently flying home from Hawai’i, and since I’m a terrible flyer I booked myself into first class. Unlimited amounts of free booze definitely make you less afraid of crashing into the ocean and being eaten by Jaws. As I boarded the flight, I passed by the…
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If you have had a wedding vow renewal you’re going to want to stop reading this post. Stop reading right now! Ok, the rest of you who made it to this sentence have obviously not had a vow renewal. Or you are brave and want to find out what’s going to happen to you. That’s…
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Shank You Very Much 