Last night there was an intense standoff. It all started when I made Lola go out, into the pitch dark void that is our backyard at night. She doesn’t like to go out at night, but I also don’t like poop and pee in my bed, so I force her into it. So there I…
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Over the weekend we had a terrible storm hit here in WA state. Normally I’d be upset that the severe wind and rain caused me to lose power all day on Saturday, but considering the amount of wildfires we have raging right now, I’d say the rain was a good thing. I used my day…
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Lola has seriously pissed off the squirrels who live in our backyard. Every year the hatred gets a little more intense. Spring blooms and Lola and the squirrels meet for a backyard peace summit where they all shake hands and agree on terms of backyard use. By mid-summer, the hatred is intense. Both sides have…
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Lola and I are so tired we can only contemplate sitting on the couch for the next week. Unfortunately, Hubster is recovering from surgery and he’s running us ragged. For the record, this is his second surgery this year, and I told him if anything else creeps up we’re going to have to institute a…
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I totally missed yesterday’s Heatherism, I hope you can all stop yourself from poking out your eyes with a pencil until next week’s piece of advice that you can’t live without. Hey, put that pen down! It can poke your eye out like a pencil! There, I feel like I’ve redeemed myself a little bit.…
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I’d like to talk about how Lola’s diet is going. Well, how well do you think it’s going?! She’s a bulldog who fancies cheese and peanut butter. And she can’t have any of it right now. It’s been a painful few days, she now drools whenever I eat. She never used to drool. This diet is…
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Lola is on a diet. It’s the first day. Technically, only one meal has been cut down so far. Lola is acting like I’ve destined her to a life of misery. I called Lola over to me so I could give her a little belly rub time, I knew I was an asshole for putting…
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It is possible to be loved too much. I never really thought that until I met Lola. We call her the Babybeast and on Friday she proved that she loved me beyond a shadow of a doubt. The title of beast was very appropriate. Our power went out unexpectedly after hearing a very large bang…
Read MoreHave you ever noticed that your hair looks amazing every single day for weeks at a time, then one day it will just look ridiculous? For absolutely no reason that you can fathom? And you cannot even get your hair to stay put with maximum hold products? Well let me tell you, that happens to…
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I’ve decided Hubster has finally reached the end of the road. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Who’s talking about murder?! I’m not talking about murder. What’s wrong with you guys?!! You’re watching too much CSI and NCIS on television. Hubster has reached the end of the road as far as movie watching in bed goes. Every single…
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Shank You Very Much 