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I recently wrote about a squirrel who has decided to renegotiate his contract with the local humans. This squirrel has decided to declare war on Lola and I in our own backyard. Read about it here.

Following the events of the last post, things have gotten a lot worse with the squirrel. He’s gathering reinforcements and has taken to pelting myself, and the Littles, every time we try to enjoy the yard.

Now, all my readers have been asking when I’m going to post a picture of this menacing squirrel, and I’ve been trying. It’s been very difficult to get a photo while running away from acorns. That squirrel has an arm that would make the best major league pitcher jealous.

And it’s not even technically an arm!

Squirrel has even taken to throwing acorns at the glass when he sees us looking out at him. In light of this new warfare, I’ve decided to put the camera down and just flee for my life. If you really want to see him, drop by for a visit… and help me take care of this problem!

Lola and I will continue to use the backyard under cover of darkness when the squirrel sleeps. We have a calendar to count down the number of days until we move into our new home…with no trees…and a high fence to discourage wildlife from coming in.

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