I think I may have broken my index finger. I was trying to adjust my kitchen aid bowl the other day and I foolishly opted to ignore the instruction to “unplug the unit.” And you can guess what happened next. As my hand slid on the machine, it knocked the lever and turned the mixer…
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Cake eating is complicated…
Recently I was talking to my friend on the phone, when I casually used the phrase, “You can’t have your cake and eat it too.” She instantly wanted to know how anyone got to eat cake if you couldn’t have it and eat it. Apparently this expression has escaped her notice until now, or else no…
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Lola had the fur scared off her….
This morning Lola and I made the command decision to clean the house. We couldn’t find a maid that we liked and could afford so we’re doing all the heavy lifting ourselves. Stupid dreams of a maid, it really made us complacent this week. So there I am, moving all of our furniture, when I…
Read MoreFoam….just foam….sigh
Note: I wrote about this problem two and a half years ago. The foam is already soft again. Where’s my fucking rock?!!!! So I have this fabulous couch that is amazing except for the fact that I am already griping that I need foam cushion replacements to sit on and it is less than three…
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I can read lips…and words…and lips…
Last night I decided to indulge in a marathon of the Fast and Furious franchise. I was bored and had a ton of time on my hands. Thanks to the world’s insatiable desire to watch cars recklessly fly around roads, there were plenty of movies in the franchise to fill up my time. Because I…
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She won a battle, but there’s still a war…
Lola has been tad bit annoyed with me lately. She doesn’t know where the Daddybeast went and she hates to sleep without snuggles. Snuggling with me is out of the question, I’m a flipper and kicker. Anyone near me is probably going to lose an eye. Last night, our argument over which one of us is…
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That took a rather ugly turn…
Lola has been hard at work this week trying to kickstart our very stagnant Instagram account. To wow her audiences, Lola has prepared a “Days of the Week” series and it started yesterday. So if you are not following us on Instagram, you’re just missing out aren’t you?! Fret not, if you’re not on Instagram,…
Read MoreI’ve now been awake for 28 hours…
I tried to go to sleep last night and it didn’t work. Well, it would’ve worked if the entire world hadn’t been conspiring against me. And Lola, never forget that the Lola suffered next to me. You’ll never be alone… It all started about 2am when we made a critical error in the bedtime routine.…
Read MoreI’d rather walk, said the fat kid…
Uber, Uber, Uber. They just can’t seem to catch a break. Let’s take a little look at the ride sharing trend that has sprouted up around the country, shall we? First, the basic principle is to use an app to get a stranger to show up and drive you home. Take a minute to think about…
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Here we go again…
We’ve been slammed with multiple storms here in Washington state. I’m not sure if you’ve noticed, but I haven’t been posting as often for the past few weeks. Now you know why. I’ve been pretending to be living in Medieval times, because it’s much more pleasant than having to acknowledge the truth: Without electricity, life really sucks…
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Shank You Very Much 