Today I broke our W Internet modem. On purpose. Maybe we should start at the beginning. For those of you who are new to my blog, W Internet and I have been in an epic struggle for world domination for almost two years. Okay, maybe not world domination, but definitely a struggle for the speed…
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Now, that’s how you find my blog…
This week ended with a fun search term. It caused neither shame or embarrassment, which is a great change from last week’s most popular term to get to my blog. “What to do with five cheese tortellini from Costco” That’s a good one, even if it’s simple. Eat them. I guess if you bought them…
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I’m a bandit!
Since Thursday I have been on quarantine in my home, cooped up with Hubster who is also on quarantine due to his close contact with a victim of the flu. We have been pretty bored and plagued with alternately feeling terrible and napping then feeling great and wanting to bust out of prison. Today Lola…
Read MoreI would make Voldemort proud…
So I finally got around to watching the Harry Potter movies. And I must say, these kids annoy the shit out of me. I just prayed they would die…but alas, they made it through. Except for Edward. He died, and Bella had to cry for the rest of her life with her freaky baby…..oh wait,…
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The cheese induced migraine strikes again…
!&*#HAGFBEKHSIIJGO!^(&#^$ ^Those are my brains splattered all over the screen of my iMac^ If you’ve been following my saga of migraines you know I have to avoid aged cheese until I go to the doctor to get some medication to prevent migraines instead of waiting for them to blindside me. Literally. You know this, I…
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Ode to bleu cheese….
Disclaimer: I have chosen to spell bleu cheese like so for this entire post. Why? Because bleu cheese is classy and blue cheese is not. And I feel like classing it up a bit. I am a migraine sufferer – I have had them for years but they have been very infrequent over the past…
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Last night I had a dream…
Apparently about Spam. I woke up startled and the first word out of my mouth was Spam! And I swear I could smell Spam. I looked over at Lola and she is staring at me like I have lost my mind. And then I noticed she had a puddle of drool under her chin. Not…
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Stop whining about your weight…
I read an article today that informed me if I could start exercising and make it through a month of participation, my habit would be set and I would maintain it easily. And then I laughed and I laughed and I laughed. I had a great friend in Hawai’i who encouraged me to go to…
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Irony…it’s not for everyone.
I am going to hazard a guess that this year had a multitude of resolutions to lay off technology and interact more with humans based on the number of posts, pictures and videos promoting human interaction that I am seeing on Facebook and Twitter. And the irony of that above paragraph is lost on most people.…
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Let the games begin…
After I wrote an entire diatribe on how people never live up to their resolutions and then feel like failures, the Hubster has picked up the gauntlet to prove me wrong. I just ordered him an exercise bike, only after he promised to use it often. He said he plans to use it 5 times a…
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Shank You Very Much 