^Those are my brains splattered all over the screen of my iMac^
If you’ve been following my saga of migraines you know I have to avoid aged cheese until I go to the doctor to get some medication to prevent migraines instead of waiting for them to blindside me. Literally.
You know this, I know this, God knows this, I even wrote an Ode to Bleu Cheese since I miss it so much.
Then why, WHY, for the LOVE OF GOD, did I do it again???
Because I didn’t know aged cheese was hanging out in the pesto sauce I had for lunch. I thought goat cheese was the only cheese gracing my pesto – and with how cheap it was who would have thought they used good, aged cheese?! So what was in the pesto you ask???
Parmesan. Those sneaky little bastards.
Damn Italy, their stupid sauce, and their stupid cheeses. (I’ll regret that statement tomorrow morning. Don’t leave me Italy, I need you!)
My head is falling off my body again and I have 19 hours until I see the doctor. I miss you cheese, my dear aged cheese that needs me to eat it. I promise you I will get medicine tomorrow.
And then I’m taking my revenge on you in bulk, thanks to Costco.
I’m not going to shank you, that would be too kind. I’m going to eat you and your whole family!
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