Apparently about Spam. I woke up startled and the first word out of my mouth was Spam! And I swear I could smell Spam.
I look over at Lola and she is staring at me like I have lost my mind. And then I notice she has a puddle of drool under her chin. Not typical for my Lola. She looks hungry. Maybe she smells the Spam, which is her very favorite thing in the world other than cheese.
At this point I am so disoriented and thinking maybe Jason snuck out of work in the middle of the night just to make himself Spam and rice at home.
Where am I? Was I sleeping? Do I smell Spam?
Yes, yes I do.
So I go out into the kitchen and there isn’t a single Spam product in sight. I go into the pantry and check out my Spam section and all flavors are sealed.
Maybe it’s a tumor?!
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