This morning Lola and I made the command decision to clean the house. We couldn’t find a housecleaner that we liked and could afford so we’re doing all the heavy lifting ourselves. Dreams of hiring a housekeeper made us complacent this week. So there I am, moving all of our furniture, when I get the…
Read MoreI have a confession to make. My house is a mess, my clean laundry for the past month and a half is just piled onto the spare bed (which is king sized) with no room for more, and I can’t seem to beat the spiders this summer. I’m going insane. I briefly lost my sanity…
Read MoreOh boy. Kristen Stewart is doing another movie, Equals. Shoot me now. I literally pray for the end of the movie profession as a whole just to rid my eyes of this thing on my screen. Apparently directors have tired of Kristen’s dead emotions but they still want to cast her. Probably because she’s now proven…
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A reader recently commented on my last post about Amazon Prime. The post where I admitted to buying a year’s worth of Skittles. Because I could. The reader tells me that her husband also got pulled in by Amazon. He bought 18 pounds of jelly beans. 18 pounds!!! To put that in perspective, I did some math for…
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Remember how I have a deep love for Amazon and its Prime membership that gives me free shipping on items already priced low? There’s a possibility that they have turned that love into a way to make me fat(ter). Amazon Pantry. Now I don’t even have to go to the grocery store and walk around. What…
Read MoreSo my blog has been on fire lately and I’ve been having a heck of a laugh seeing what search terms are leading people into my blog. I’ve picked the most recent and tried to determine which blog post they actually ended up reading based on their searches. There were a few really fun ones…
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I was happily tooling around the internet when I stumbled into a website that had transcripts on it. I spent about an hour reading various posts and interviews. I was laughing, pondering, questioning and all around having a good time. Then I realized I was on the National Public Radio transcript site. I’m a nerd and no…
Read MoreTonight I shall be indulging in a bit of a movie marathon. Sharknado and Sharknado 2: The Second One are on the TV and I haven’t met my quota for terrifying life experiences this month. Let’s recap my life to date. I watched Jaws before I turned 10. I was born and raised in Hawai’i. My…
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Last night I was watching Bravo – one of the housewives shows was on. I was cruising around the internet on my new iPad and trying to stay cool in the 90 degree heat. (I know that’s not high to many people but in WA state it is pretty dire.) There came a particularity pathetic…
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This is just a quick update on the deterioration of society now that there are enough iPads in the house for each human to have their own. I’ve been binge watching The Big Bang Theory seasons 1-7 thanks to a playlist on my Apple TV. During this binge marathon I’ve napped for almost three hours.…
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Shank You Very Much 