Please form a straight line…

Today I was online, reading Wikipedia as per usual. I was enjoying the Seinfeld television show write-up when I stumbled across blue clicky links. These blue links led to more blue clicky links, that lead to the Reverend Sun Myung Moon. Just like that, my reading adventure had begun! After reading about four or five…

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Spell by rhyme…

I was happily minding my own business today when BAM! Out of nowhere came the realization that illiteracy is running rampant throughout the country. Social media has completely ruined us, and not in a good way. I was fine with people creating fun spellings in a hashtag format – sometimes the real word is just…

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It’s brindle baby…

Have you ever been sitting in front of your computer when you suddenly ask yourself “Did I just fucking shart myself?” and then you have to run to the bathroom to check? No? ………………………. Me neither. In other news, Lola has determined her racing name will be Vroom Vroom Brindle. Give her a break, she’s…

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Lola’s Thoughts

So Lola was dancing around this morning in the kitchen. And of course she chose to do so when I was cooking for the playdate my daycare was having over for breakfast. Needless to say, trying to cook for 6 kids and two adults with a dog underfoot can make you nuts. Lola was getting…

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