There’s a very real possibility that this blog is going to end friendships.
On the one hand, that’s good since I probably don’t want to be friends with a humorless stick up the butt anyways.
But it’s bad since those people will be tripping me as I walk by.
I better put on my knee pads. It’s kindergarten all over again.
And for those of you who can find the humor in me beneath all the layers of filth and crude words, shanks to you!
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