An event where I become a mini Martha Stewart. I AM SO EXCITED!!! So it is a brunch I am hosting for my birthday and I decided to really make a splash by shopping for hand bags and house organizers at the same time. Because I like shit like that, I’m a multi-tasker. So I’m making…
Read MoreYou know how you get those great free samples while you’re in Costco? Well, I’m always careful about the food because coconut oil is so damn hip and it is in everything. Sadly, if I eat coconut I end up with hives that make me want to die. I could also actually die, but I tend to ignore…
Read MoreI would love to be asked to do product reviews on this website. I love Twinkies, Spam, English Bulldogs (send me another one of those and your shit will get peddled on my blog FOR FREE!) and anything involving cheese, but not goat. I also enjoy books, baby gear (to keep those Littles from become…
Read MoreI just ordered a new pair of pants from Gap. Now, we all know I love the Gap – I walk in and I go a little bit nuts. Yesterday I read an article on a mainstream “news site” that says if I am over the teen part of life that I cannot shop at…
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I’m going to the Melting Pot this Saturday, for the first time ever. I’ve heard it is quite an experience. I love melted cheese and the concept of dipping foods is pretty much heaven for me. Sometimes I make food just so I can eat certain sauces and dip, dip, dip. Like those times when all…
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I spent Shank You Sunday throwing an Easter egg hunt and hanging curtains. It was pretty freaking exciting. Which is so lame, I may need to shank myself. Not the Easter egg hunt. That part wasn’t exciting for me. Mostly because I have no kids and partly because I had to be trapped in my…
Read MoreSo you know how everyone does that Throwback Thursday? Yeah, I’m totally over looking at my Facebook stream and seeing a bunch of pictures of people I can’t even begin to identify. Who started this stupid trend? I want to shank them as hard as I can. Repeatedly. So I’m starting my own thing- Fuck Yeah Friday! And I’m…
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Today I logged in to check out last week’s most popular search term to find my blog. I stumbled upon this little nugget of awful: shank english bulldog English bulldogs are the cutest little squishy pies in the whole world. The fact that you want to shank one means you are an actual sociopath. YOU…
Read MoreI have decided my new word to interject into daily life will be craptasticness. Craptastic just wasn’t cutting it anymore. I like to use it as a noun, for example: Craptasticness needs to just walk away or get shanked. You can use it as an adjective: The craptasticness of this pizza is unbelievable! I suppose…
Read MoreSo two years ago I made the final switch to an all Apple diet. Meaning I tossed out the PC and switched to an iMac. You didn’t think I became a health nut or something, did you?!?! Now my iPhones, iPads, iPods and Apple TVs have a flawless leader to keep them running and organized.…
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Shank You Very Much 