Shank You Very Much

So today I am having another elegant event. I’ve been planning it for a few weeks and have put a lot of thought into it. The ladies are coming over and we’re going to have finger foods and appetizers like the dignified ladies we are. We’ll have some wine, maybe a little iced tea with…

I know I sure did! Saturday I got to eat a ton of sushi and then I thought I would die. Then I ate Ben & Jerry’s ice cream. And I knew I was going to die. So I sat around in fat kid glory on Sunday and Monday. In my pajamas. And played with…

This past weekend I had to perform jungle warfare on my back lawn. We had some flooding and the leasing office told us to cease and desist our mowing until they could fix the yard. I guess they took one look at me and decided I would try to swim in the puddles that had…

It’s my birthday! Yay to getting older. I can’t wait to hit my senile years just so I can mouth off and know people will blame my age. The Hubster asked what I wanted to do to celebrate and I am torn between going to the Big Apple Diner (because greasy diner food is delicious)…

Hope everyone had a great Shank You Sunday, I know I did! I enjoyed a lovely breakfast I didn’t have to cook. Then I followed that up with cleaning the house, always a pleasure. Then I folded seven very large loads of laundry. Yeah, you’re right, it shanked. The only good thing was the breakfast…

Recent Internet search terms to find my blog have been quite hysterical. Hopefully some people who were searching found their come to Jesus moment and realized my blog is their long-lost home. To start off we had a funny and her bladder let go search. That person has undoubtedly come to the realization that they share commonality…

I have an irrational need to try this new Taco Bell breakfast menu. I LOVE Taco Bell with a passion that rivals my love of Bravo TV. Frankly, a night with Taco Bell while watching Bravo is about as perfect as it can get. Keep that in mind, Hubster, my birthday is coming up. Now,…

An event where I become a mini Martha Stewart. I AM SO EXCITED!!! So it is a brunch I am hosting for my birthday and I decided to really make a splash by shopping for hand bags and house organizers at the same time. Because I like shit like that, I’m a multi-tasker. So I’m making…