I have used my Kindle so often and for so many years that it has finally decided to quit life. Things aren’t in dire shape yet, but if I don’t get a new one for Christmas there is a very real possibility that I will shank someone. That someone will be the Hubster. He knows…
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She needed a nap…
Recently I was talking with a friend online and she asked when I had ceased being The President to Lola and earned the title Mommybeast. Lola needed a nap. As a secret service dog to The President, Lola had to keep constant watch over me. Since there were no other dogs to take over a…
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At least my feet are warm…
Today we need to discuss something very important. It’s been weighing on me for a little while. It’s a bit serious, can be funny at times and definitely needs to be addressed. Somebody get this beast a friend! For the past few days we’ve had some really crappy weather here in WA state. I’ve been…
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Spam for Christmas…
My cousin attended the first ever Hello Kitty Con in Los Angeles. I wanted to go with her but life got in the way of my plans and I couldn’t attend. I think I’m a little bit relieved I didn’t go. I know, I know, I know. What am I, crazy?! Yes, but that’s not why…
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Congratulations, it’s a blobby…
Have you ever shown a childless person a sonogram? Well, my friend made the mistake of showing me a picture of her soon-to-be-born bundle of poop. The result was a conversation in which someone may need to seek therapy. I’m not sure who needs the therapy, but someone definitely needs to make an appointment. I changed the…
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We made it through…
Thank god fall is over. No more pumpkin. No more spice. No more orange. It’s time for the dark, cold dreary days of bleak, depressing winter. I love dark and dreary. I work from home so I can sit back, wear comfy pants and bake. Oh, I guess I also have to make sure to feed…
Read MoreI’m a little bit scared for you all…
So I’ve been challenged to blog every day for an entire month. Normally I post 5 or so blogs a week, sometimes less and sometimes more. It just depends on how much of my crazy I’m willing to let the public see. Well, now there’s no avoiding it. I’m going to post every day for…
Read MoreMy house has a shank list…
I’m apparently on it. I have an outdoor staircase that it attempting to murder not only myself, but two other people. So far. I have a gutter at the bottom of said stairwell that decided to add a little more pizazz to the falls and pour water in a huge geyser at the bottom of the…
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The living room is about to get crowded…
This week I have a new freezer being delivered. I have nowhere to put it, and no Hubster home to move the big stuff out of my way, to put that big freezer somewhere that has other big stuff in it currently. Did you get that last part?!? No? Me either. I don’t know how…
Read MoreI was Goliath, or David, oh who the hell knows….
Yesterday I decided to mow my lawn since it’s been about 3 months since I did so. The grass wasn’t actually tall but there were a lot of leaves on the ground and mowing seemed easier than raking. I turned the lawnmower on and headed towards a pile of leaves, when all of a sudden…
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Shank You Very Much 