By now you all know that on Friday I was forced to become an adult. Hubster and I are finally in search of our first house and we met with a realtor. Dennis is fantastic, but he scared the shit out of me. Things I didn’t even know existed now have to be handled by…
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There comes a time in every person’s life where they have to grow up and become an adult. I’m not sure why we have to do this, but apparently it is natural law. And god forbid I try to fight natural law. This week Hubster and I made the grown up decision to buy a…
Read MoreI’ve been getting a lot of questions lately about what the book I’m writing is going to be about. I’d like to be really honest with you all. I have no idea. I wrote an outline, did a little table of contents action, and then I proceeded to toss that onto the pile of shit…
Read MoreI’d like to clarify that it’s not all of summer that I hate. I loathe the heat. I despise sweating, hence my avoidance of all manual labor outside of a building with air conditioning. There is nothing worse to me than sweating in the hot, hot summer weather. I frankly don’t know how people like…
Read MoreThe Hubster and I were recently driving on our local roadways, out and about for a little jaunt to procure some food. Alright, I’ve already annoyed myself trying to jazz up this post with sophisticated words. I’ll stop now before you all quit reading. We were driving, when all of a sudden, I spied my…
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It was a close call, but I managed to beat the zombie virus that has plagued my body for the past two days. I did nothing but sit on my couch and try not to move. At one point I lost all feeling in my arms and I really thought I had reached the end…
Read MoreBuckle up because we are going there. I was recently flying home from Hawai’i, and since I’m a terrible flyer I booked myself into first class. Unlimited amounts of free booze definitely make you less afraid of crashing into the ocean and being eaten by Jaws. As I boarded the flight, I passed by the…
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If you have had a wedding vow renewal you’re going to want to stop reading this post. Stop reading right now! Ok, the rest of you who made it to this sentence have obviously not had a vow renewal. Or you are brave and want to find out what’s going to happen to you. That’s…
Read MoreIt has been a while since I’ve checked in to see what everyone is searching to land on my website. Since I ran out of witty things to say, I thought this would allow you readers to have a voice for one day. Here we go. I’ve added some witty retorts below each search term.…
Read MoreAlmost every weekend from mid-April through October, you can find me at the drive in movie theater. I love to go and eat fried foods and popcorn in the comfort of my car with my trusty sidekick Lola. Look at her, ready to watch the movie. Drive in movie theaters are an exciting place to…
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Shank You Very Much 