Every so often, Hubster talks about wanting to get Lola a sibling. He has his hopes set on a French Bulldog that Lola can show the ropes to. He has this delusion that Lola will teach it to go potty outside, not chew any furniture, and only bark if someone comes to the door. I…
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Well, I’ve had an exciting day! We were hit with a mighty snowstorm last night and it carried over into today. I spent the day with no electricity….aaaahhhhh! But wait, was I without electricity for days at a time, reminiscing about how much this winter was like the previous one?! No, I was not!! That…
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You need to say that title like Arnold Schwarzenegger said “it’s not a tumor” in the movie Kindergarten Cop. We recently put up a new fence in our backyard and Lola is still having trouble adjusting to it. When we first installed it, Lola was completely intimidated by the fact that it’s taller than the…
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I didn’t post a blog yesterday so that goal is officially dead in the water. I wish I had a good reason but I do not. Unless you consider binge watching Seinfeld and eating ice cream a valid reason to abandon my goals. Now that I’ve typed it, the reason does seem pretty damn valid.…
Read MoreI set a goal for myself to blog for 30 straight days. It is now 9:32pm on Friday night and I haven’t posted anything today. Considering my Taco Bell counter has looked abysmal for the past week, I cannot fail at my blogging goal. My name is Heather and I’ve been Taco Bell free for…
Read MoreI’m a night owl. Sure, I love a good sleep just like anyone else, but I prefer that sleeping to be done during the day. I’m not sure why I like the night so much, but I think it has a lot to do with television shows without interruptions, Taco Bell lines that are short,…
Read MoreSociety is under attack by a new and invasive adversary that will stop at nothing to watch us fall…ducklips. Regretfully, I don’t know if they are actually called that or even if I spelled it correctly. It could be duck lips, duck head, duck face… you get the picture. I’m sure you’ve seen a pose or…
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Well it’s over, it’s all over! After an 82 day streak my Taco Bell addiction was too much. Hubster went to bed at 11pm and I started plotting my escape to get nacho cheese. I tried to be strong. I even appealed to social media for help but everyone was sleeping. By 1am the strength…
Read MoreI had to take this morning off to watch the inauguration and stare with dumbfounded shock at the “peaceful” protests that were being held in Washington D.C. Here we go, my first (and hopefully only) political post ever. Why do people who are protesting, inevitably end up smashing the property around them? The protestors on…
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I started writing this post and thought it would be one or two paragraphs at most. I should have known better. Last night I discovered what a weirdo I was. I mean, I always knew I was weird, but last night really drove home how weird I was. I met a new blogger friend who is…
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Shank You Very Much 