My cousin attended the first ever Hello Kitty Con in Los Angeles. I wanted to go with her but life got in the way of my plans and I couldn’t attend. I think I’m a little bit relieved I didn’t go. I know, I know, I know. What am I, crazy?! Yes, but that’s not why…
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Have you ever shown a childless person a sonogram? Well, my friend made the mistake of showing me a picture of her soon-to-be-born bundle of poop. The result was a conversation in which someone may need to seek therapy. I’m not sure who needs the therapy, but someone definitely needs to make an appointment. I changed the…
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Thank god fall is over. No more pumpkin. No more spice. No more orange. It’s time for the dark, cold dreary days of bleak, depressing winter. I love dark and dreary. I work from home so I can sit back, wear comfy pants and bake. Oh, I guess I also have to make sure to feed…
Read MoreSo I’ve been challenged to blog every day for an entire month. Normally I post 5 or so blogs a week, sometimes less and sometimes more. It just depends on how much of my crazy I’m willing to let the public see. Well, now there’s no avoiding it. I’m going to post every day for…
Read MoreI’m apparently on it. I have an outdoor staircase that it attempting to murder not only myself, but two other people. So far. I have a gutter at the bottom of said stairwell that decided to add a little more pizazz to the falls and pour water in a huge geyser at the bottom of the…
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This week I have a new freezer being delivered. I have nowhere to put it, and no Hubster home to move the big stuff out of my way, to put that big freezer somewhere that has other big stuff in it currently. Did you get that last part?!? No? Me either. I don’t know how…
Read MoreYesterday I decided to mow my lawn since it’s been about 3 months since I did so. The grass wasn’t actually tall but there were a lot of leaves on the ground and mowing seemed easier than raking. I turned the lawnmower on and headed towards a pile of leaves, when all of a sudden…
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Literally. I was eating those tiny pretzel hot dogs and watching a scary movie with a friend this weekend. It wasn’t supposed to be a scary movie so I thought I was safe to eat. I have a few movie safety rules. No scary movies while the Hubster is gone. No scary movies when there…
Read MoreI recently read an article about food in America versus food in the UK. Apparently, many of our packaged foods are sold there, but with vastly different ingredients. The UK has banned certain ingredients due to health concerns. Since the American companies obviously want to keep the money flowing, they adapt their products accordingly. Meanwhile in…
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Tonight is the season premier of one of my favorite addictions, The People’s Couch on Bravo. The show’s premise is very easy to understand: they film people watching TV. I watch people watch TV! I’ve been told this is a low point in my life but I just laugh it off. Within two minutes of watching, the…
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Shank You Very Much 