The other day I was browsing around Costco, I’m a bit addicted. It was my third trip in 10 days. I love that they change their products all the time – it keeps me buying stuff I never would’ve looked at in another store since the Kraft box is sitting right where it always is.…
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I am so nervous that it won’t turn out right. Luckily, I have several days until Saturday to make trial runs at decorating. But I’m still nervous. I mean, kid birthday cake is no big deal to mess up. Wedding? People remember that forever. I watched a few you tube tutorials on how to decorate.…
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I really, really suck at the post one blog per day for the whole month of November challenge. It’s been 4 days without a post. In my defense, I was afraid to post randomly stupid things that would make my readers start to dull their shanks to inflict maximum damage upon my person for filling…
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I missed some sort of life lesson as a child. And that life lesson is “It’s better to be a crapbag in your professional life to reap immediate rewards, than to have ethics and wait for your just rewards.” I know, I know. You are all telling me that I will get my just rewards…
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You know how I was challenged to write a blog a day for 30 days in a row? Yeah, I blew it. I took the past two days off to nap and eat at the Melting Pot. Future note to anyone who challenges me to something – if it doesn’t involve food, I don’t care…
Read MoreI’ve decided to start a new series called Things That Keep Me Awake At Night. I often have these random questions on why things work the way they do and no one ever knows the answer. I invariably have to turn to the internet in order to solve the riddles that only my brain seems…
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Last night I walked into Target to get a birthday card for my mom. Big mistake. $170 later, I walked out with the most expensive birthday card I have ever purchased. Really, the price of cards needs to come down a little bit or people aren’t going to be getting presents anymore. Can I skip…
Read MoreI have used my Kindle so often and for so many years that it has finally decided to quit life. Things aren’t in dire shape yet, but if I don’t get a new one for Christmas there is a very real possibility that I will shank someone. That someone will be the Hubster. He knows…
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Recently I was talking with a friend online and she asked when I had ceased being The President to Lola and earned the title Mommybeast. Lola needed a nap. As a secret service dog to The President, Lola had to keep constant watch over me. Since there were no other dogs to take over a…
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Today we need to discuss something very important. It’s been weighing on me for a little while. It’s a bit serious, can be funny at times and definitely needs to be addressed. Somebody get this beast a friend! For the past few days we’ve had some really crappy weather here in WA state. I’ve been…
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Shank You Very Much 