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Make him dinner. Not a super fancy dinner, but a regular dinner. Instead of making a lasagna from scratch, pick one up from the freezer section of your grocery store. While you’re there, grab some frozen garlic bread also – so he knows you (kind of) really care. Clean the house. Throw all the dirty…

Today, the heavens smiled down upon me. The sun beamed, a single ray upon my face, and no one else’s. The birds chirped a delightful song for my ears, while the squirrels swept my floors. One of my lifelong dreams has finally been realized. I no longer have to place an order at the Taco…

Well, you are never going to guess where I am right now. Go ahead, guess. Nope. Not there! Nice try though, you were so close. I’m in a recreational vehicle, cleverly called an RV, with the Hubster and Lola. A house on wheels. Now before you are misled by the name, I should clarify that…

We made it! We actually made it! 2017 seemed to blow by in a stunning fashion, I don’t even remember if I celebrated my birthday. I guess I’ll have to eat extra cake this year just in case. I’m not a resolution maker, I find it leads me to great disappointment by mid-February when I…

Well, I may have lost some friends recently. I published an inflammatory Christmas movie list where I announced my dislike for many beloved Christmas movies – classics to most people. Then I followed up my list with a poll on Twitter that did not include those classics. Well, unless you consider the option to vote…

We all have that one friend, the person who cannot stand a sappy feel good movie with a weak plot and sad characters. I am that friend. I like almost no “traditional” Christmas movies. A Christmas Story was shunned even when I was a child, that little boy in a bunny outfit was ridiculous. Scrooge…

I am not ashamed to admit that I am a fat kid. I have worked very hard to earn the accolades that come with my status. I frequently impress people with my skills at mimicking a statue for hours on end – with only my eyes moving as I track the tv screen. I have…

My palms were sweaty, my heart was racing, my hands were aching with the intensity with which I was gripping them together. As the clock neared 12:01am, my excitement reached a new high… When I was 16 I was desperately in love with ‘N Sync. You may remember this boy band of the 90s because…

I read a shocking news article about a lady (we’re calling her Linda) who lit a car on fire in a McDonald’s parking lot. Now, before you blame a poor fast food worker for Linda’s rage, I will mention that the car belonged to her husband (we’ll refer to him as Husband because Fucking Moron…

Things took a turn for the worse last night. I had a wonderful barbecue with great friends and we played a board game. I love board games, nothing is better than moving a plastic man around a game board as I laugh maniacally and rub my hands together. However, this board game did not turn…